*doesnt check my academic email* everythings OK
Tracks
Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive
Vodka?
Yes
“was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out” - a life story
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Me:
why am I so tired and weak all the time?
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Me:
*eats nothing of nutritional value*
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Me:
*has crazy irregular sleep schedule*
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Me:
*never exercises ever*
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Me:
I just don't get it
conversation at work
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i work at a halloween haunted house park
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Guy who works in a haunted house:
The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
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Me:
Yeah? Why's that?
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Guy:
If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
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Me:
uh
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Me:
i dont get it
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Guy:
you can see their bras. Its funny.
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Me:
did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
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Some girl walking past:
What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
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some other boy:
HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
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girl:
I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
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other boy:
*SCREAMING*
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girl:
*SCREAMING*
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me:
*SCREAMING*
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first boy:
uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
me when i come home from school
“too vague” writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
Why is it so hard for us to talk about our true feels? Are we too scared and afraid of the truth we already know ? I wish we both could be a little more brave.
(Source: forgottenfeeelings)